Sleepy Times

milkrosechant:

the mental toll of doing a “mean” playthrough in a videogame 😔 …. its almost unbearable

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spookihope:

spookihope:

you know when you’re eating a sandwich and you go to take a bite and like a huge chunk of your favorite part just slips out (like say your eating a blt and you accidentally pull out a whole piece of bacon) and you’re torn because on the one hand that bite is going to be the best bite ever but on the other hand the rest of your sandwich just lost a valuable team player 3 minutes into the game and no one’s sure how it’s going to be able to cover that loss.

who knew my most popular text post of the year would be about eating a sandwich

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wasithard:

avatarthelastairbendermemes:

avatarchang:

weeaboobi:

wintermoth:

kay-pei-jade:

theadamantdaughter:

aequa:

bloodbending:

adventures-in-mangaland:

flightyfinch:

the inarguably best three avatar moments in no particular order

• that’s rough buddy
  
• no firelord ozai YOU’RE not wearing any pants
  
• that part where they’re all completely baffled by there being just a regular bear
  

Consider:

• Maybe it’s friendly
• Can your Science explain why it rains
• The Boulder feels conflicted
  
• HOW can you SAY that
• We have defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!
• Hello, Zuko here

ALSO:

• It’s Sparky Sparky Boom Man!
  
• I’m Wang Fire. And this is my wife, Sapphire… Fire
  
• And this is Katara, my flying sister
  
• ZUKO, I WANT YOU TO DANCE WITH ME
  
• when Aang grabbed Ozai by his stupid goat beard right before kicking his ass
  
• Sokka: I can’t see ANYTHING! Toph: Oh no, what a nightmare! Sokka: Sorry.

You’re forgetting the VERY BEST:

• That’s a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because… It’s so sharp.

Maybe:
- That’s a great idea! Let the blind girl fly the giant air ship.
- I know this is from you, Sokka! Toph can’t write!
- Hey! Riot!
- Why am I so bad at being good?!
- Take a bite out of the silver sandwich.
- The father lord
- I don’t need any calming tea!

• This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!  Uncle…that’s what all tea is. How could a member of my own family say something SO HORRIBLE?
  

ok but
- “Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the Third”

AND

- “MY CABBAGES!!!!!”

“I can see everything, I just don’t see like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You forgot

- FOOD EATS PEOPLE
- Drink cactus juice, it’ll quench ya
- unless… THIS IS THE FUTURE?!
- my own mother thought I was a monster… she was right of course but it still hurt

Also:

• Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really HOPPING!

• ZUKO’S GONE CRAZY

• Delectable tea?… Or deadly poison?

• Let me guess, your instincts told you

• If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they’ll have us killed … But if the fire nation discovers us, we’ll be turned over to Azula… Earth Kingdom it is

Katara (to Sokka, trying to cheer him up): “No one can read a map like you can!”

Toph: “I can’t even read!”

gaylmao:

upallnightmp3:

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

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roll1uptwice:

dope af

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theknorthernking:

Incredible

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the-moonlight-witch:

Avatar + tumblr

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the-memedaddy:

Meirl

221cbakerstreet:

thisismyspotkatr:

pohlarbearpants:

wang-fire:

can waterbenders bend oil
can earthbenders bend glass
can airbenders bend sound
can firebenders bend mixtapes

Yes, waterbenders can bend any water based material, as shown when Katara bends ink (Book 3, Chapter 16, “The Southern Raiders”) and soup (Book 3, Chapter 8, “The Runaway”). so as long as the oil is water based (baby oil, cooking oil, etc) then yes. If you’re talking about oil like for a car, then no, they can’t, because it isn’t water based.

Glass is made of sand and earthbenders can bend sand (Book 2, Chapter 10, “The Library”) and furthermore earthbenders can bend the earth particles in metal (Book 2, Chapter 19, “The Guru”) so it stands to reason that they can bend the sand particles in glass. There is a question of whether or not they can still bend it because it is a very purified form of earth and another pure form of earth, platinum, is unbendable (LOK Book 1, Chapter 7, “The Aftermath”). However, when the sand is turned into glass it becomes crystalline (sand is mostly quartz particles after all) and we know earth benders can bend crystals (Book 1 Chapter 5 “The King of Omashu” when Bumi bends the creeping crystal).

Yes, airbenders can bend sound. This is shown when Aang bends sound by using his Appa whistle and extends the range of the sound (Book 2, Chapter 15, “Tales of Ba Sing Se”).

Firebenders can bend heat (Book 3, Chapter 6, “The Avatar and the Firelord”) which leads me to believe that they can not only bend fire mixtapes but can also control how fire a mixtape is by making it hotter.

Damn, pohlarbearpants did the research

This has more citations than my last academic paper

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kyraneko:

saywhatjessie:

shedoesnotcomprehend:

One of the most bizarrely cool people I’ve ever met was an oral surgeon who treated me after a ridiculous accident (that’s another story), Dr. Z.

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Dr. Z. was, easily, the best and most competent doctor or dentist I’ve ever encountered – and after that accident, I encountered quite a number. He came stunningly highly recommended, had an excellent record, and the most calming bedside manner I’ve ever seen.

That last wasn’t the sweet gentle caretaking sort of manner, which some nurses have but you wouldn’t expect to see in a surgeon. No; when Dr. Z. told me that one of my broken molars was too badly damaged to save, and I (being seventeen and still moderately in shock) broke down crying, he stared at me incredulously and said, in a tone of utter bemusement, “But – I am very good.”

I stopped crying on the spot. In the last twenty-four hours or so of one doctor after another, no one had said anything that reassuring to me. He clearly just knew his own competence so well that the idea of someone being scared anyway was literally incomprehensible to him. What more could I possibly ask for?

(He was right. The procedure was very extended, because the tooth that needed to be removed was in bits, but there was zero pain at any point. And, as he promised, my teeth were so close together that they shifted to fill the gap to where there genuinely is none anymore, it’s just a little easier to floss on that side.)

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But Dr. Z.’s insane competence wasn’t just limited to oral surgery.

When I met Dr. Z., he, like most doctors I’ve had, asked me if I was in college, and where, and what I was studying. When I say “math,” most doctors respond with “oh, wow, good for you” or possibly “what do you want to do with that after college?”

Dr. Z. wanted to know what kind of math.

I gave him the thirty-second layman’s summary that I give people who are foolish enough to ask that. He responded with “oh, you mean–” and the correct technical terms. I confirmed that was indeed what I meant (and keep in mind, this was upper-division college math, you don’t take this unless you’re a math major). He asked cogent follow-up questions, and there ensued ten or so minutes of what I’d call “small talk” except for how it was an intensely technical mathematical discussion.

He didn’t, as far as I can tell, have any kind of formal math background. He just … knew stuff.

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I was a competitive fencer at this point in time, so when he asked if I had any questions about the surgery that would be necessary, I asked him if I’d be okay to fence while I had my jaw wired shut, or if it would interfere with breathing.

“Fencing?” he said.

“Yes,” I said, “like swordfighting,” because this is another conversation I got to have a lot. (People assume they’ve misheard you, or occasionally they think you mean building fences.)

“Which weapon?”

“Uh. Foil.”

“No, it won’t be safe,” and he went off into an explanation of why.

Turns out, he was also a serious fencer – and, when I mentioned my fencing coach, an old friend of his. (I asked my fencing coach later, and, oh yes, Dr. Z., a good friend of mine, excellent fencer.) (My coach was French. Dr. Z. was Israeli. I never saw Dr. Z. around the club or anything. I have no idea how they knew each other.)

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So this was weird enough that later, when I was home, I looked Dr. Z. up on Yelp. His reviews were stellar, of course, but that wasn’t the weird thing.

The weird thing was that the reviews were full of people – professionals in lots of different fields – saying the same thing: I went to Dr. Z. for oral surgery, and he asked me about what I did, and it turned out he knew all about my field and had a competent and educated discussion with me about the obscure technical details of such-and-such.

All sorts of different fields, saying this. Lawyers. Businessmen. Musicians.

As far as I can tell, it’s not that I just happened to be pursuing the two fields he had a serious amateur interest in – he just seemed to be extremely good at literally everything.

I have no explanation for this. Possibly he sold his soul to the devil.

He did a damn good job on my surgery.

#op your oral surgeon is an immortal

Some god is slumming it on Earth with maxed-out stats helping people and his dive bar of choice is oral surgery.

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adorablecake:

the-malevolent-platypus:

Since it’s Halloween, don’t forget the scariest costumes ever:

“College loan debt”

“Parental responsability”

“Decreasing property value”

“Dishes I left in the sink for a week”

“MY EX WIFE”

“Unexpected pet surgery bill”

“The guy who wants to date your daughter”

Then, the best one:

“UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE”

WHY WAS DR.DOOFENSHMIRTZ SUCH A MOOD?!??!

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imupsidedownclarke:

ricp:

weloveshortvideos:

Firehose vs Flamethrower

This is everything I didn’t know I needed to see today

#katara vs azula (via @xactodreams)

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kamen-rider-zed:

chucktaylorupset:

ereriere:

captainkirkk:

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use

northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes

zuko:

zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you

Zuko: okay first you have to promise not to get mad

Earth King: Tell me about your first visit to Ba Sing Se.

Zuko:

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noblepeasant:

anarchosurfism:

amazing

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